Xmas get dirty...

So I think I have narrowed down what I will get Darryl for xmas this year. Short of a pinup, not quite a dirty martini, this might do quite well.

Clearly we are subbing me for this 70's porn star.

Now to find a glass big enough to fit a lady...

I hate it when you finally figure out the perfect gift and then you have spend all your time shopping around for a giant martini glass to shove your naked self into. Always an issue.